Me and my dad are mad as hell

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
07/13/2015 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!1 Kinja'd!!! 18

5 years. nary a scrtach or a scuff on his pristine 2010 Audi A3 TDI. and its in that gorgeous grey/blue that they had as an option.

came back from the shops to find this:

Kinja'd!!! Kinja'd!!! Kinja'd!!!

FUCKING PEOPLE man. “ding” is deep enough for my to sing my thumb into, and its actually broken the paint to the point where i can peel it off like a paint chip.

Like wtf. What in god name demands that you whip your door open like your trying out for the Olympics you twat nugget? Can your single cell brain not comprehend that if you damage a guys car, you leave a card or something so you pay for damages?



*sigh* I need to get this looked at and fixed before the rust starts. And I also need to replace the rear tire on the BMW. Dam it.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 21:46

Kinja'd!!!0

It’s Time for a dash can


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 21:49

Kinja'd!!!0

Bondo?

I kid of course but how large is the ding diameterwise?


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/13/2015 at 21:49

Kinja'd!!!0

Wouldnt have caught it anyways, it was in the passenger door. And we are not throwing in 4 dash cams. One maybe. Not 4


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > MrDakka
07/13/2015 at 21:50

Kinja'd!!!0

Size of a quarter. But its DEEP. (thats what she said)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 21:57

Kinja'd!!!0

360 degree camera? You’d need special software to decode, but...


Kinja'd!!! CB > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:02

Kinja'd!!!0

What a shitlord. Maybe someone tried fucking your car? That would explain the size and depth.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:04

Kinja'd!!!0

Setting: 1988 or so, kindergartenish me sitting in the back of the Colony Park while Mom’s getting groceries (abuse! It’s never ok to leave a kid in the car...see how dead I am!)

Any how, I’m picking my nose or crawling over the seats or whatever kids did in the pre game boy pre putting kids in car seats until they can vote days. Cavalier or Sunfire or some shit rolls up and wham! The whole car shakes (serious blow to shake the CP...she was a tank). Then the POS rolls through to the spot in front and bam! Back door flies into that car.

I sit there and watch mistified as they drive around the whole lot denting cars until some bagger chases them off. Turns out it was a thing for high schoolers to drive around with a dude laying in the back seat kicking the doors into cars.

People are awesome.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CB
07/13/2015 at 22:05

Kinja'd!!!1

Who would? I.dont have any enemies. Either does dad. We r thinking soccor.mom who needed special formula for her already obese pile of shit she has the guts to call her baby


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:07

Kinja'd!!!0

Tomorrow, absolutely tomorrow, go back and ask all of the surrounding stores if they have security cameras that face even the general direction. Any police report for hit and run? Sure insurance could give you a hard time, but that bodywork will not be what I would consider cheap, especially if it goes all the way down.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > JGrabowMSt
07/13/2015 at 22:10

Kinja'd!!!0

No cameras. Dad doesnt want to go through the police or insurance. Im just going to take care of it for him as a gift. He already gives me.so much, i cant leave his pride an joy (even if it is just an a3) in this condition


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:10

Kinja'd!!!0

Dont need 4 or even 2, there are dash cams that come with a front and rear unit and it records both simultaneously. Check amazon. Also, most dash cams (like mine) only record when the car is on. Consider leaving something like a portable phone charger to use to power the camera while the car is off. Many dash cams use a USB input for power, so its fairly standard off the shelf hardware.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > jariten1781
07/13/2015 at 22:12

Kinja'd!!!0

I think i would have shot them


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:15

Kinja'd!!!1

Shop around a few body shops, and get a feel for the place. I went for the shop I liked the best, despite them not being the cheapest. Im a repeat client for them, and theyve treated me quite well, giving me breaks and also bending over backwards about certain things to keep me happy.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > JGrabowMSt
07/13/2015 at 22:17

Kinja'd!!!0

I dont think he will grab one. (yea i know) i think he just wants to move on and acceot tht ppl are assholes.

Im going to fix it for him. He doesnt deserve this


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:19

Kinja'd!!!2

F@#! dynamic cruise control we need ding prevention monitors. If the car detects the door is about to hit something it locks the hinge instantly. Some people are so careless!


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:19

Kinja'd!!!1

Funny enough, there was probably a .38 in the glove box. Found out many years later that my dad always had one in the car. I never knew cause the glove box was always locked and children visiting the front seat was verboten under penalty of death and damnation.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > bob and john
07/13/2015 at 22:53

Kinja'd!!!1

this is what makes douchebag parking look enticing. People get mad when people douche bag park, but they don’t realize it’s because they are mad at them for dinging there doors.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > bob and john
07/14/2015 at 23:28

Kinja'd!!!0

People are idiots, the only solution is to park as far away from cars as possible.

Of course, some asshole always comes and parks next to you regardless...